It’s because the military is woke.

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[u/jiminak46]

They wanted to hire a pilot for that plane but Republican Tommy Tuberville nixed it.

[u/Ok-Diamond-9781 → u/jiminak46]

Exactly, complaining about lack of leadership all the while one of her comrades is holding up all the promotions. Brilliant!

[u/translove228 → u/Ok-Diamond-9781]

That's been the GOP playbook for decades now. Do nothing and actively sabotage any efforts to get something done until the system breaks then blame the democrats for it breaking.

[u/Giterdun456 → u/translove228]

Yep you’re right. They outlined this on the congressional floor decades ago; actively sabotage then point to the bad results as to why government is a failure. They’re dishonest actors.

[u/jay105000 → u/translove228]

Defund any government program that works, strip any power or decision making from them, dismantle any autonomy and push the most capable people to leave , then when the program doesn’t work for lack of resources they say :

See? Government doesn’t work, government is the problem!!’

[u/projektZedex → u/jay105000]

Medicare, is that you?

[u/llllPsychoCircus → u/translove228]

That’s the essence of conservatism globally, they benefit when change doesn’t happen and everything stays the same keeping their families in power perpetually. I always see right wing vs left wing synonymously with old money vs new money oligarchs

[u/Mundane-Ad-2346 → u/Ok-Diamond-9781]

Yes, there Grobert, all the military leaders were looking for hoes at the Beetlejuice play.

[u/Bruce_Wayne_Wannabe → u/Mundane-Ad-2346]

She’s doing a fine job of diverting that topic. Now we’re back to just talking about how stupid she is.

[u/Rufus_Bojangles → u/Bruce_Wayne_Wannabe]

I was honestly surprised she didn't spend more time in hiding after the world learned she was a nasty skank. Then I remembered the gop has no shame.

[u/procrastinatorsuprem → u/Rufus_Bojangles]

We've known that for a while. Now we had the video to prove it.

[u/drdudah → u/Mundane-Ad-2346]

Grope-Bart.

[u/mike2371 → u/drdudah]

Handjob Boobert

[u/dieseltothesour → u/drdudah]

Lmao….her boyfriend’s dick was woke on saturday

[u/Jerkrollatex → u/drdudah]

Granny Gropes--a-lot

[u/[deleted] → u/Ok-Diamond-9781]

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[u/peteflix66 → u/Ok-Diamond-9781]

That's right from the Republican Bible. You taketh away with one hand and then completely fuck them over with the other.

[u/ruzziachinareddit20 → u/jiminak46]

Technically the jet was lost right after Boebert gave an over the pants hand job to a guy during a kids' play.

This is what happens!

[u/OldChucker → u/ruzziachinareddit20]

True, it was her hand on the lib's joystick last.

[u/ballsofstyle → u/ruzziachinareddit20]

She now has created more kids unsafe situations during some kind of theater than dragqueens as well.

[u/bats_ackackack]

Shouldn't she be laying low for a while given recent events? 🤣

[u/Odd-Region1893 → u/bats_ackackack]

"Should", and "will", are entirely different things. And it would be very out of character for her to pick the right one

[u/u9Nails → u/bats_ackackack]

The old, "Look over there!" Razzle dazzle.

It still doesn't work.

[u/IanGecko → u/u9Nails]

[u/throwngamelastminute → u/IanGecko]

[u/joey_yamamoto → u/throwngamelastminute]

her hand down her boyfriend's pants

[u/Much_Fee7070 → u/u9Nails]

True. Ditz is trying hard to take away attention from herself.

Ain't working toots.

[u/OldBob10 → u/Much_Fee7070]

That’s “Tits” to you, buster! 😁

[u/SaintWithoutAShrine → u/bats_ackackack]

Nah, this is just “jingling keys in front of a baby” technique to get the GQP to forget about / stop being upset by the theater.

TFG did it all the time, but it was just a firehose of falsehoods in his case, and some reliance on fatigue. She’s too dumb to pull it off, so it looks like “pay no attention to the man behind the curtain” is the best she has. She’s playing the shell game with one shell, no sleight of hand, and probably no pea to go under it.

[u/aijoe → u/bats_ackackack]

Her supporters on Twitter are now labelling anyone misogynists for pointing out the sexual things she did or making jokes about it.

[u/yraco → u/aijoe]

Isn't that what they accuse the "woke left" of doing?

Well I suppose that's probably my fault for assuming Boebert supporters would notice and/or care about hypocrisy.

[u/leowrightjr → u/yraco]

They are amused when you point out their hypocrisy. Their arguments are intellectually dishonest and they find it hilarious when you take them seriously and point out the obvious hypocrisy thinking to shame them.

The hypocrisy is the point.

[u/fisticuffs32 → u/aijoe]

Having a blind spot for hypocrisy is VERY on brand for her supporters.

[u/WhyBuyMe → u/bats_ackackack]

If you want her to lay low it is $150 an hour.

[u/Johnny_Carcinogenic → u/WhyBuyMe]

I thought it was the cost of a movie ticket.

[u/clumpylotus → u/bats_ackackack]

Bold of you to assume republicans experience shame

[u/fisticuffs32 → u/bats_ackackack]

Of all times to just shut the fuck up for a week or two. It only confirms what we've all known for years now, she's delusional, completely out of touch with reality and literally has no self-awareness whatsoever.

[u/no_one_likes_u → u/bats_ackackack]

The more shit she puts out there the more diluted the criticism of her becomes.

[u/vvp_D3L3T3D → u/bats_ackackack]

The prelude to her laying low anywhere is exactly what got her in trouble.

[u/bradlees → u/bats_ackackack]

pulls hit on vape pipe Oh she’s “laying” alright…….

[u/Top_Tumbleweed → u/bats_ackackack]

That would require self awareness and humility

[u/Generalbuttnaked69]

We've lost a number of nuclear weapons over the last six decades. This isn't exactly a novel situation.

[u/Green-Enthusiasm-940 → u/Generalbuttnaked69]

It's novel on account of the staggering incompetence. Misplacing your keys, understandable. Misplacing a missile and a plane, not so much.

Boebert's still a shithead though.

[u/tallsmallboy44 → u/Green-Enthusiasm-940]

Eh, still understandable. It's a stealth jet that was being flown by autopilot after the pilot ejected

Edit: just as an update for everyone, the jet has been found

[u/51ngular1ty → u/tallsmallboy44]

Yeah, since it seems like it didn't break apart after the pilot ejected that means it likely hit the ground intact meaning there was likely no radar tracking on it. The only way anyone will find it is if they saw it go down or they find the smoking crater it left.

[u/MooOfFury → u/51ngular1ty]

Its kinda weird that for training excercises they dont have like a tracking device on them.

Like i know, i know the whole idea is to be untrackable but for training it would make sense to have a gps on it right?

[u/51ngular1ty → u/MooOfFury]

They do have tracking on them but it must have been turned off for whatever reason. It may have even been turned off for training.

I know they have beacons on them so friendly SAMs won't shoot them. But they turn them off over enemy territory so they don't have a beacon pointing them out.

Edit: apparently the IFF only works when it's interrogated so it doesn't just broadcast willy nilly

[u/Loko8765 → u/51ngular1ty]

The IFF (interrogation friend or foe) beacons don’t advertise their presence unless interrogated, it’s the interrogator that has to break cover. With a good GPS time signal, you can probably get that to be non-replayable.

I expect that such things are simply not working because the plane crashed.

[u/51ngular1ty → u/Loko8765]

TIL. Thanks for the info.

[u/Kazumadesu76 → u/51ngular1ty]

They should just throw an AirTag in that sucker.

[u/51ngular1ty → u/Kazumadesu76]

Careful or you might find yourself posting in Non Credible Defense.

[u/malfboii → u/MooOfFury]

Ejecting often wipes any sensitive electronics for OPSEC

[u/BeelyBlastOff → u/51ngular1ty]

could be in a lake

[u/SealaterAlligator → u/tallsmallboy44]

Bet that bastard used pronouns

/s

[u/Icy_Comparison148 → u/Green-Enthusiasm-940]

I don’t mean to be rude, but go fucking find it yourself if it’s that easy… If an aircraft that is built to not have a large radar cross section and possibly an inop transponder, how do you suppose we find it? The weather in Charleston was bad enough for them to do a missed approach from what I understand. It’s not like you could see it in that. Plus radar isn’t magic.

[u/the_Bryan_dude → u/Icy_Comparison148]

So many people are ignorant to how things work and become internet experts. Stop with your logic and reasoning.

[u/Its_Actually_Satan → u/Icy_Comparison148]

How dare you! Radar is totally magic! Lol /s

[u/Sockoflegend → u/Green-Enthusiasm-940]

Fair play for calling out the military for losing a piece of hardware that costs a small towns tax dollars for a decade.

Total idiot for blaming it on the woke. I'm pretty confused about what that even means in this context.

[u/splicerslicer → u/Sockoflegend]

blaming it on the woke. I'm pretty confused about what that even means in this context.

It means that our military, as it always has been, is comprised of people from all backgrounds including men and women of all sizes and strengths because not everything the military needs to involves shooting and fist fighting. But some people are just now finding that out that the military isn't entirely 6'5" jacked Schwarzenegger look-alikes.

[u/brannock16 → u/Green-Enthusiasm-940]

Idaho State University semi recently lost plutonium.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/07/us/university-lost-plutonium-trnd/index.html

Shit goes missing, Boebert, including US jets, nuclear weapon material, and values/morals.

[u/BigHitter_TheLlama → u/Generalbuttnaked69]

So you’re saying that the wokeness goes back decades?? It’s worse than suspected!

/s

[u/Boris41029]

The search needs help and I’m confident she’ll lend a hand.

[u/rascible → u/Boris41029]

That, or get another sad sack to give her implants a proper jostling..

[u/ahairyhoneymonsta → u/rascible]

You laugh, but he always gets the ripest fruit at the grocery.

[u/AccidentalFeline → u/Boris41029]

She'll keep us abreast of the situation

[u/HomemadeManJam]

I bet the jet was stolen by a person with pronouns /s

[u/L44KSO → u/HomemadeManJam]

Probably one of those weird he/him types...

[u/AngryVespid → u/L44KSO]

I snorted

[u/traumatism → u/AngryVespid]

And that kids, is how you do coke!

[u/A_norny_mousse → u/HomemadeManJam]

No, it was lost because the person responsible for it got so confused by pronouns that they completely forgot about the jet.

[u/July_is_cool → u/A_norny_mousse]

No it was because they edited out every mention of drag in the training

[u/sandman8223 → u/HomemadeManJam]

Drag queen pilot omg

[u/Just_Call_Me_Snek → u/sandman8223]

Her date to Beetlejuice was Quinn Gallagher. He’s a Democrat-supporting owner of a bar that hosts LGBTQ+ and drag events in Aspen, Colorado. The events have included a women’s party for Aspen Gay Ski Week and a Winter Wonderland Burlesque & Drag Show.

I think secretly she would be ok with it being a drag queen pilot. She’s only offended when it makes her money.

[u/loadnurmom → u/Just_Call_Me_Snek]

How in the world could anyone possibly claim to be an ally while dating that hateful bigot?

[u/WickedWestWitch → u/loadnurmom]

Lying is like super easy

[u/BlueBlood75 → u/WickedWestWitch]

Barely an inconvenience

[u/AlarisMystique → u/BlueBlood75]

Lying is tight

[u/BeBa420 → u/AlarisMystique]

wow wow wow

[u/hey-coffee-eyes → u/BeBa420]

I'm going to need you to get aaaall the way off my back about being honest

[u/spiralspirits → u/loadnurmom]

Pu$$y or c0ck makes *some* people lose their mind

[u/Ruenin → u/loadnurmom]

He's weak-minded and she gave it up freely, that's how.

[u/_Blackstar → u/loadnurmom]

There's plenty of reasons this could be happening. Quinn could be just another business owner that understands his audience and "goes woke" to stay profitable.

Or it could be he's an activist and trying to get in close so he can tear her apart from the inside out (pun slightly intended).

[u/UnspecificGravity → u/_Blackstar]

Or its just two fake ass people trying to make as much money they can by telling whatever lies work best for their circumstances.

[u/SeparateFisherman966 → u/loadnurmom]

Almost expecting downvotes, but I'd hit it and quit it without hesitation. A relationship on the other hand? Nooooo

[u/Just_Call_Me_Snek → u/SeparateFisherman966]

Don’t ssstick your dick in crazy.

[u/peteflix66 → u/SeparateFisherman966]

If it wasn't for her garbage personality, she would actually be hot.

The Northern Pikes said it best.

She ain't pretty. She just looks that way.

[u/Prudent-Painter-9507 → u/loadnurmom]

She has the best boobs money can buy!

[u/RedBaron180 → u/loadnurmom]

Well a nice pair of Tits and easy access to them apparently…

[u/spiralspirits → u/Just_Call_Me_Snek]

Her date to Beetlejuice was Quinn Gallagher

She has no problem giving a Dem a hand job though. LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCR-MfKtiK4

[u/fogdukker → u/spiralspirits]

First time actually watching it, and holy shit. She's fucking gacked. Look at her movement compared to everyone else in the theater!

[u/spiralspirits → u/fogdukker]

She and Majorie her BFF :) Have now had their husbands dump them after their cray cray & cheating behaviours

[u/farmertypoerror → u/Just_Call_Me_Snek]

And now upset conservatives are review bombing his bar. Lol

[u/ThePaintedLady80 → u/Just_Call_Me_Snek]

Now that they all see he’s supporting bobo they’ll dump his venue quick af.

[u/Green_Message_6376 → u/sandman8223]

Aerodynamic drag, coming for your children at a Theater near, oh wait no, that's her.

[u/IntroductionNo8738 → u/sandman8223]

RuPaul, are you listening? This would be an awesome show idea.

[u/HomemadeManJam → u/IntroductionNo8738]

This week youll be flying a F-35. Your target is a terrorist base located in the mountains of Afghanistan. Your objective is to destroy the base and eliminate the enemy forces using your air-to-ground missiles and machine guns. You’ll have to avoid enemy fire, radar detection, and anti-aircraft missiles while flying at high speed and low altitude. You’ll have to be quick, precise, and ruthless.

You’ll be rated by your own performance, based on how well you follow the mission plan, how effectively you complete the objectives, and how much you impress me with your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

Good luck and don’t fuck it up

[u/ThePaintedLady80 → u/HomemadeManJam]

Ahhhh, perfect.

You know I was given RuPauls book when I was 15, and I loved him immediately. I’m from LA and I grew up as a model and I was often a Make up model for MAC and Rajah was a good friend of mine. I’d sneak into the drag bar to watch the performances. Back in the mid 90’s. Never met a more accepting, honest, fun group of people in my life. I hate that the right has made them a target and spreading hateful rhetoric. I was raised by two gay men and they only taught me how to swim, act at a formal dinner party, play piano and enjoy life.

[u/jffkrll → u/HomemadeManJam]

The winner of this week’s challenge will take home a $2000 gift certificate from Fierce Drag Jewels, as well as immunity in next week’s competition!

[u/JetKeel → u/HomemadeManJam]

They might even be trans. OH MY GOD I SAID THEY, I NEED GO WASH MY MOUTH!!!

[u/Persianx6 → u/HomemadeManJam]

Stolen by a pronoun. Look in the dictionary under them, might find an 80 million dollar jet.

[u/sneaky518]

Auto-pilot and stealth technology, aka the "woke cloak".

[u/cherry_armoir → u/sneaky518]

A real man's plane would have a huge radar cross section, a sexy dame painted on the side, and truck nuts

[u/elspotto → u/cherry_armoir]

Can we get some mud flaps on the, um, flaps?

[u/PhillyRush → u/elspotto]

Only if they have Yosemite Sam or the naked woman silhouette on them.

[u/WhyBuyMe → u/PhillyRush]

Or naked Yosemite Sam.

[u/Zomburai → u/cherry_armoir]

Upvoted for "dame". That was the perfect cherry on that sundae.

[u/Vegetable-Praline-57 → u/cherry_armoir]

ANEN BORTHER!!!1!!!1!1!!111

When did this country turn in to a bunch of whiny pansies!? Back in my day, you could hear a plane coming from 20 miles away, and it trailed smoke because it wasn’t afraid of lung cancer!!

/s - if that wasn’t obvious

[u/macweirdo42 → u/cherry_armoir]

And every missile painted to look like a giant dick.

[u/ChuckoRuckus → u/macweirdo42]

Don’t give Musk any ideas for Starship

[u/Fungal_Queen → u/cherry_armoir]

I mean, an A-10 could fit that bill.

[u/Epicurus402 → u/cherry_armoir]

And be shot down in a blaze of glory....

[u/Rude-Amphibian6848 → u/sneaky518]

Isn't that just the plot of the movie Stealth?

[u/MessagingMatters]

If the jet was a d**k, she would have no problem finding it in public.

[u/u9Nails → u/MessagingMatters]

Needs a few more hands on her breasts to search for it there.

[u/Lazy_Osprey → u/MessagingMatters]

[u/Axolotis → u/MessagingMatters]

She’s more focused on smoking pole and vaping than running a competent government.

[u/spottydodgy → u/MessagingMatters]

She could suck-start it

[u/Right_Treat691]

Maybe she should pressure Tuberville to quit hijacking military promotions.

[u/GilgameDistance → u/Right_Treat691]

Maybe she should pressure pleasure Tuberville to quit hijacking military promotions.

She's better at this.

[u/zippiskootch]

Who does this turncoat work for again?

[u/PHenderson61 → u/zippiskootch]

Anyone who makes a reservation with the escort company.

[u/Craico13 → u/PHenderson61]

When you’re in Congress, but too stupid to understand insider trading, you gotta make money somehow…

[u/kjacobs03 → u/zippiskootch]

Whatever John has $200

[u/Technical_Exam1280 → u/kjacobs03]

That's her overnight rate, right?

[u/Bilbo_nubbins → u/Technical_Exam1280]

That’s the advertised rate, but always open to offers.

[u/jjcyclone]

Doesn't she realize that the air force is in her state of Colorado, good bye votes....

[u/PunishedWolf4 → u/jjcyclone]

If it’s not in that dudes pants she doesn’t know about it

[u/fusion99999 → u/PunishedWolf4]

She knows where to look for it................I mean the jet.

[u/Duck-Murky → u/PunishedWolf4]

she's definitely having a hard time these days

[u/elspotto → u/Duck-Murky]

Well, she’s trying to anyhow.

[u/Technical-Traffic871]

Maybe if the military's leadership wasn't being blocked by the GOP...

[u/Zombie13a → u/Technical-Traffic871]

No no no, its the democrats fault that Tuberville isn't allowing appointments for go thru. Come on, don't you read the GOP Talking Point playbook?

[u/yraco → u/Zombie13a]

The tried and true strategy - do everything in your power to stop the other party from doing things (even if those things are objectively good) then complain that the other party has done nothing good.

[u/u9Nails → u/Technical-Traffic871]

Ouch! The savage truth right here!

[u/parakathepyro]

She can confirm it wasn't in that dudes pants

[u/thatgayguy12 → u/parakathepyro]

The F-35 needs a "Karen" mode. It immediately goes to the nearest minimum wage worker, causes a scene and says "Do you know who I am?"

[u/Portland-to-Vt → u/parakathepyro]

Better take a second look, would hate to find out he’d been hog legging a Lightning II this whole time.

[u/saltyrandall → u/Portland-to-Vt]

Upvote for “hog legging”.

[u/Salty-Magician-4915]

Did she check her boyfriend's pants?

[u/RuneRaccoon → u/Salty-Magician-4915]

Thoroughly.

[u/genericrich]

If I were the person in charge of the Air Force, I would invite Congresswoman Boebert to visit the squadron she just mocked and give them a chance to explain their procedures and training to her. Also give her a chance to explain her remark in person.

[u/ManicChad → u/[deleted]]

She understands crayon.

[u/Dcln-e → u/genericrich]

The F-35 belonged to the Marine Corps

[u/RiflemanLax]

If I was Gen Smith (acting Marine Commandant), I’d tweet

“Lauren Boebert is giving hand jobs and getting felt up at public theaters.

This is what happens when you elect someone that failed a GED exam three times.”

[u/Fluffy_Commission_72 → u/RiflemanLax]

Slightly stoned.. so bare with me. Did you mean "felt" instead of "get" up at public theaters? Man, it took me too long to figure that out. 🤣

[u/inbetween-genders]

She had no problem finding that woke stealth jet with her hand last week.

[u/MonCountyMan → u/inbetween-genders]

That was a stealth pocket rocket, thank you.

[u/inbetween-genders → u/MonCountyMan]

Newest model.

[u/Waffle_Stomper88]

What military leaders? Aren’t we still waiting on appointing leaders for 3 branches because of her dumb friends?

[u/Ok_Hall8459]

That bitch couldn’t run a lemonade stand!

[u/bored_ryan2 → u/Ok_Hall8459]

She’d be great at running a massage parlor.

[u/got_dam_librulz]

Hey look everyone! Boebert is trying to distract everyone from her public sex act and entitlement scandal with fearmongering again!

I feel so bad for that woman's constituents. They're paying her a salary to do nothing but point fingers and own the libs.

[u/yeah_oui → u/got_dam_librulz]

Attempting to own the libs. Nothing she has said owned a single lib

[u/vvp_D3L3T3D → u/yeah_oui]

She owned some lib dick for all of two minutes.

[u/4esthetics]

Someone needs to tell her that these tweets won’t quite hit the same after you’re caught in 4K getting your tit palmed like a basketball at the NBA playoffs, by a guy who runs an lgbt-friendly bar.

[u/VF-41 → u/4esthetics]

[u/Greenfire32]

First off, I don't think the military is asking "the public."

Secondly, there are 32 Broken Arrows. 6 of which that we still don't know the whereabouts of. This dates back to 1950. Well before "woke" was ever a dumbass thing dreamed up by republican dumbasses.

Maybe Lauren Boebert should focus more on being a Congresswoman than actually being a semi-retired escort dry fucking in public theaters.

[u/MysticEagle52 → u/Greenfire32]

The military is asking, probably because it's a lot easier to find a plane by asking if someone saw it crash somewhere or fly by than taking the time to chart out where it could have been and search. If some random Joe saw it and the military spend hours looking for it she'd probably be taking about how a normal American patriot could find it before the woke military

[u/LocalInactivist]

Update: it’s a stealth fighter, so it was difficult to find when it crashed. The plane’s wreckage was recovered Monday evening, long before Rep. Boebert tweeted her indignation. I understand why she didn’t get the update though. She’s a busy woman and she had her hands full.

[u/Qubecman]

This is just sad and pathetic beware of the woke hiding under your fridge folks or they might turn you into pronouns /s

[u/rhodesleadnowhere → u/Qubecman]

“The woke” according to republicans

[u/Cercy_Leigh → u/rhodesleadnowhere]

Let her keep insulting our military! See who they side with when they want them to suspend the constitution.

[u/SeasonedMind]

Maybe they’re holding it hostage until Tuberville releases those promotions!

[u/mad_titanz]

I was hoping she’d be too ashamed after the Beetlejuice theater incident to show up again, but then I remembered that she’s literally shameless like rest of the GOP

[u/Ok_Salad999]

Lol maybe you should talk to your boy Tommy and find out who was supposed to be in charge of this sort of shit. Oh wait….

[u/RecentCan6285 → u/Ok_Salad999]

I was thinking the same thing. Geee, maybe Tubberville should stop his posturing and leaving our Military branches without leaders…

[u/Typical-Ad-4135]

Well Lauren, some would say that you're a little to focused on churning butter. Mixing a batch. Stirring the pot. Five on one power plays. Distributing free literature. You know, stuff other than doing your job.

[u/SoBadit_Hurts]

It’s amazing, she stopped giving handjobs to type this out.

[u/Dark_WulfGaming]

Ah yes the stealth jet designed to not be found, cannot be found and that's.... A bad thing?

[u/Toberoni]

Say its name 3 times: Beetlejet Beetlejet Beetlejet

[u/tallman11282]

No, this is what happens when the pilot ejects and the plane is on autopilot so kept flying on its own likely until running out of fuel and crashing.

"Wokeness" has nothing to do with this, autopilot and simple physics does. Why there wasn't a transponder active I don't know. At the very least I would think that the pilot ejecting would automatically disengage the autopilot and, when not in an active warzone, activate an emergency transponder.

[u/Electrical-Tie-5158]

Another Republican politician directly insulting the entire military while fully expecting to pull votes for being “pro-military”.

[u/Own_Bullfrog_3598]

Maybe you should be more focused on keeping American children from being slaughtered in their goddamn schools instead giving handies in a public theater with children attending.

[u/davechri]

She’s not only trashy but she’s stupid too. Prototypical maga.

[u/long5210]

hey, maybe the jet is stealthier than they thought! that’s great news!

[u/newssource12]

So, someone with a GED is going to criticize our military?

[u/_HelloHi_]

Please Colorado, be done with this psycho…

[u/AncientLink2059]

I’m not American, so maybe I’m missing a few pieces, but I don’t think I’ve heard anyone but right-wing Americans mention “woke” in a couple of years or so. (there is a hint of sarcasm here, but I’m open to be corrected)

[u/rhodesleadnowhere → u/AncientLink2059]

You’re right, and that’s because the rest of us are being held hostage by these people. All we have ever asked for is equal rights, fair wages, free/low cost healthcare, and free/low cost education.

That’s it, and these people have transformed the desire for a better life for all Americans into an enemy of the state in an attempt to gain control of the country.

[u/Inside-Big-8158]

She’s truly so hard to get people to forget about her public sex act

[u/Jeep_Girl_2000]

Public handjob lady says what?

[u/iWroteBurningWorld]

"I was choking some guy's chicken in public, and I dress like a 17 year old who just discovered Hot Topic, and democrats... woke! Did I mention woke? Woke? Anyone? Can I get a 'go woke go broke?'"

[u/Academic_Face200]

If woke ideology was actually in charge there would be no $80,000,000 jets. There'd be $80,000,000 high schools and free healthcare. Dumbass.

[u/MaxiqueBDE]

This bitch needs to shut the fuck up. How dare this non-serving asswipe trash our military in public like this. She’s a national embarrassment

[u/DurfRansin]

anything bad happens

Boebert: See! Woke bad!

[u/UseYourIndoorVoice]

This woman should be quiet for a while........like, forever now.

[u/Reclusive_Chemist]

No you ignorant bint. This is what happens when physics takes the wheel and your abandoned craft keeps flying for an indeterminate time without radar observation of its track.

[u/Ricaaado]

Didn’t she just get caught fondling her boytoy and exposing herself to children? Why is she talking?

[u/_mynameisclarence]

It’s amazing how republicans spend so much time talking about how much the US military sucks.

[u/Kahzgul]

Imagine if woke Tommy Tuberville wasn't blocking 300+ nominations to military leadership positions...

[u/ITookTrinkets]

Chill out, Lauren Boobert, wokeness is not responsible for your party fucking everything up for the military

[u/StupendousMan1995]

Don’t tweet at me, Bobo. I know where those hands have been.

[u/troutstail]

If it was in a guys crotch at a play she could find it.

[u/Brim_Dunkleton]

Don’t let this distract you from the fact she jacked someone off in public surrounded by families

[u/coolbaby1978]

Atta way to circle the discussion back to your talking points to serve up red meat to the ignorant base even if it has absolutely nothing to do with the issue at hand. Plus it's an attempted two-fer, distracting from your wholly inappropriate behavior in public. Nice going trailer park trash hooker!

Anyone who has ever served in the military or knows anything about it knows the amount of stuff that disappears is unfathomable. The fact that her Russian asset colleague in the Senate, Tommy Tuberville whose qualification for governance is that he was a college football coach, has crippled the military by ensuring that it doesn't have proper leadership probably is more to blame.

And I know you dumbasses love to bandy about the word woke but I'm fairly certain none of you Magats could define it. Here's a hint...Jesus was pretty woke. Now go tell us again what a devout Christian you are.

[u/sonerec725]

Pretty sure that the "pre-woke" generations lost a non zero amount of nukes which I find alot more concerning than a jet

[u/raistlin65]

Sort of like when someone's only focused on family value ideology. But not actually putting into the practice when they're getting groped and groping while vaping in a movie theater!