Smashed expensive vase on floor, all cats gathered at back of the kitchen.

I feel like this has been posted before, or perhaps I saw it in a comment thread. However, I want to read them. I will start.

Actual name: Gizmo

Alternative names: Gimo, absolute gremlin, baby cat, furry psycho, GIMMMO( when I call him ), which is normally followed by " hello baby cat" when he appears, stinky and stinky boy.

Please also attach your least flattering picture of your cat. Here is Gizmo after he stuck his whole head under the shower.

He might be trying a scam idk